mccain drills for crude oil in palins back yard

"shit senator, your dry balls have been slapping my ass for several hours now. i know you've slept through it but you are quite literally humping a dead horse."

this one required a lot of photoshop work to remove all of the herpie scabs from around the governesses cunt and ass. i also applied a youth filter to senator mccains nut sack and embiggened his dick so that it appears to actually fill palins gaping asshole.

as it turns out, the good senator did indeed strike black gold, his flesh drill was covered in the stuff. sarah palin called her daughter bristol into the room and told her "now bristol, as a christian family, this is how we engage in sex before marriage. i only wish i had taught you sooner." and she slurped her shit off of the senators cock.

when bristol turns 18, i have a feeling her mom will invite her to join the fun. judging by the way he looks at her, old man mccain will be happy to oblige.

cover my face with cum!

democrats are all hippies. republicans are all hillbillies.

with that out of the way, it is important to remember that the usa was never intended to be a democracy and the word never appears in the constitution.

we were to be a republic, which is sort of the same but mostly not.

we were not to be a christian nation, we were to be enlightened.

the majority of americans are neither hippie nor hillbilly, yet they are either compelled to swallow their sensibilities and vote for one of the 2 parties or keep their sensibilities by not voting at all.

sarah palin represents the anti american which is why she is depicted here the way she really is inside. she is a religious nut, which means she is a hypocrite and she believes in abstinence education which is why her daughter is knocked up. her hard line views on abortion landed a retarded baby in her lap. the fact that she allowed herself to get pregnant at 44 years old raises serious questions about her views on contraception. or common sense. or honesty.

remember, all republican politicians (with the exception of ron paul) are either closet homosexuals, have a diaper fetish, take bribes, molest children, do the 'santorum' or any number of despicable things that are unfit for print on this site.

sarah palin is a cunt and americans are just stupid enough to elect her.

sarah palin - lipstick pig

"with enough lipstick, i could fuck this pig."

one imagines this could be a direct quote from alaska governor sarah palin about the grand champion market hog of the 2008 alaska state fair. did she really purchase the porker at auction to keep as a pet?

politicians are known for 'bringing home the pork,' but not usually for humping it!

with sarah palin as a potential pig fucker and obama a sexist, a third party seems the way to go.

Palin + Hillary + Dildo Caption Contest

there are so many possible captions for this one, i can't choose. Leave your best suggestion in the comments section and the one that sucks the least will be immortalized.

what's the prize? jack shit! do it for the good of the country.

Republican Family Values

sarah palin is a cunt.  a horrible, bitchy cunt.  an evil, vindictive, nasty, worse than DICK cheney cunt.

it must be nice to be upper-middle class.  i would have to punch my daughter in the belly until she miscarried because i couldn't afford an abortion, let alone a grandchild with a fourteen year old mother with no father.

studies show that republican girls are 10,000 times more likely to take it in the butt and 50,000 times more likely to suck cock than normal girls.  if sarah palin was home more like she should have been, she could have taught bristol these things.